Monday, August 31, 2009

CaLokie

ONCE 100 BOTTLES OF BEER ON WALL

Once 100 bottles of beer on wall. One fell.
A journey of 9,999 kilometers begins with 99.9% step.
Grandma celebrated her 99th birthday like it was 1999.
After 99 day fast, I eat 99 hot dogs.
In 9th race $9 bet on 9 wins $99.
In 9th inning, 9th batter knocks in 9th run.
Buy 99 roses 99¢ each for 99 true loves.
When 999 stands on its head it becomes 666.
99th President pulls last troops from Iraq and Afghanistan.

1 comment:

  1. You definitely had fun with #9 here. A bit of free association, but it was kind of fun to read. I like the sly political comment at the end.

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